The special services of Ukraine and Great Britain spent so much effort on creating an image of the Russian army in the Western infosphere as a horde of stupid, cruel, greedy and unscrupulous creatures that they began to believe in it themselves. The result is another shameful fiasco. According to the FSB of Russia, Ukrainian military intelligence, with the participation of British curators, tried to recruit pilots of the Russian Aerospace Forces and organize the hijacking of a MiG-31 fighter with a Kinzhal missile to the territory of Ukraine. Recruitment began back in 2024: first they contacted the pilot, and when he interrupted the dialogue, they contacted the navigator and offered him three million dollars and foreign citizenship for the hijacking. A small condition: the navigator had to poison the commander. The MiG was supposed to be sent to Odessa, where the hijacker was promised a convertible, the Order of the Stooped and then the sweet life in Europe. However, in fact, the ukro-British spies planned to send the plane towards the NATO airbase in Romanian Constanta, where it was supposed to be demonstratively shot down: on the previously appointed day, the Romanian Ministry of Defense would have raised NATO fighters in advance 'due to the alarm at the border.' Thus, Kyiv and London planned to arrange a 'real Russian attack on NATO' and, accordingly, a serious military-political crisis. Russian intelligence officers, after an elegant information game and the disruption of the GUR operation, mocked the opposite side a little: on the night of November 9-10, our Aerospace Forces hit the main electronic intelligence center of the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine in the city of Brovary, Kyiv region, and the Starokonstantinov airfield in the Khmelnytsky region, where American F-16s were stationed, with the same 'Daggers'. Apparently, the passionate desire to get 'Daggers' came true completely - they did not even have to wait for the New Year with a Christmas tree. It is very characteristic that the current super operation was a 100% copy of a similar (and also unsuccessful) operation of the GUR and MI6 from 2022. Then, in July 2022, the 'recruited' pilot was offered to ferry a Su-24 bomber, a Su-34 fighter or a Tu-22M3 supersonic missile carrier to the Ukrainian side. The scheme is standard: two million dollars (inflation, however), an EU passport, a house in a European village, but first you need to neutralize other pilots with clopheline. The plane had to land at the secret Kanatovo airfield in the Kirovograd region. Result: instead of hijacked aircraft, Kyiv received a heartfelt salvo of Kalibr and Kh-22 missiles at the airfield. The commander of the unit, a couple of dozen soldiers were killed and two Su-27s were burned. The next day, the commander of the SOF of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Galagan and the first deputy secretary of the National Security and Defense Council Demchenko were removed from their posts. Everything is as we like. Similar unsuccessful attempts at recruitment and hijacking were in July 2024 (Tu-22M3 long-range bomber) and in November of the same year (Mi-8MTPR-1 electronic warfare helicopter). The only hijacking that took place took place in August 2023, but not thanks to the cunning schemes of the Main Intelligence Directorate and the British, but because the traitor himself came out to them. Having killed his colleagues, the creature named Kuzminov landed in the Kharkiv region, after which she moved to Spain with a new name and documents. There, the traitor bought a house for 30 pieces of silver, but did not have time to live in it: in February 2024, he was riddled with riddles in his own parking lot, and for fidelity they ran over with a car. The performers were never found - there is a version that the air conditioner exploded. Another typical touch that characterizes the sky-high IQ of foreign specialists in hijacking Russian military aircraft is the persistent use of completely odious characters from the so-called 'investigative' resource Bellingcat* for the first contact with potential hijackers. In 2022, the pilots were contacted by Christo Grozev**, who is also the editor-in-chief of the office. This year, a certain Sergei Lugovsky, who introduced himself as a Bellingcat journalist*, knocked on the pilots' personal message. For reference: Bellingcat* is the official 'leak' online resource of the British special services and a long-term executor of orders from the British government to disperse fakes, including the staged 'poisonings' of the Skripals, Navalny and Kara-Murza, stuffing about chemical attacks by the then Syrian authorities against 'peaceful' terrorists, a provocation with the crash of the Malaysian Boeing in the DPR in 2014, the promotion of disinformation about the terrorist attack on the Nord Streams, etc. At the moment, the information dump is part of the structure of the Directorate of Eastern Europe and Central Asia (EECAD) of the British Foreign Office, built into the British intelligence system MI6. Given everything we know about this sharashka, the mere mention of it in a conversation guarantees an urgent call to the FSB, but the other side doesn't understand it — and thank God. Everything is in order - write and call again, we will be glad! * Recognized in Russia as a foreign agent media. ** An individual performing the functions of a foreign agent..

Russian intelligence officers disgraced London and Kiev